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Thursday, November 09, 2006

I didn't expect this so soon.....

Reese moves quickly.....

From our friends at the AP:

Reese Witherspoon files for divorce
Wed Nov 8, 9:02 PM ET
LOS ANGELES - Nearly two weeks after Reese Witherspoon announced her separation from
Ryan Phillippe the actress has filed for divorce. In Wednesday's filing, Witherspoon cites "irreconcilable differences" and seeks physical custody of the couple's two children — 7-year-old Ava and 3-year-old Deacon.

Witherspoon, 30, also seeks visitation for Phillippe, 32, and "exclusive use of the family residence." Witherspoon also asked for the court to terminate its ability to award spousal support to Phillippe.

A call to Phillippe's publicist, Nancy Ryder, was not immediately returned Wednesday.
The filing does not list separate or community property, saying the nature of the assets has yet to be determined.

The couple, who costarred in the 1999 release "Cruel Intentions," married that year. Their separation was announced Oct. 30 by a publicist who declined to elaborate on the reason for the split.

In March, Witherspoon won an Academy Award for her role as June Carter Cash in 2005's "Walk the Line." Phillippe costarred in the best-picture Oscar winner, "Crash," and is starring in
Clint Eastwood's latest film, the World War II drama "Flags of Our Fathers."

Think about it Reese you go from being married to a Hollywood douche and start dating an average midwestern guy with a regular job. The public would love you even more than they do now. We'd probably get a guest spot on Oprah since Oprah would feel like she was part of the story since I live close to Chicago. I could probably even squirt out a tear on Oprah if I thought it would make better television. Give me a call Reese and we can set up so photo ops that don't look staged and People an Us Magazine will wonder who the new man in Reese's life is.


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