This one falls into the...
hot chicks as stores category. Much like this adventure from a little while back.
Bad showing at Petsmart last night. I had to go get Lucy (Boston Terrier that I got v2 for Christmas early) some food and look at some stuff. Okay I had to look at a dog sweater, Lucy is still pretty little and really doesn't have too much hair so when its cold outside she actually shivers when she goes out sometimes. At Petsmart there is about 25% of a row with "dog clothes" on it. All kinds of goofy crap shirts and stuff but there are also the sweaters which actually serve a purpose. Oh and that part of the aisle is 100% looked at by chicks I have never ever ever ever seen a guy looking at dog clothes there. So last night I had to bite the bullet for the dog and look at the sweaters. I'm in the aisle trying to look like I'm not really looking at them and you can probably guess what happened. This incredibly hot chick comes down the aisle and there's big stupid me standing there looking at the dog sweaters. I felt like a complete idiot and wanted to stop and tell her that I was really looking for something to keep the dog warm and that I wasn't looking for a dog outfit to compliment my own. Nothing is more emasculating then looking at dog clothes.
Things are the same on the lady front, send me your candidates!
Bad showing at Petsmart last night. I had to go get Lucy (Boston Terrier that I got v2 for Christmas early) some food and look at some stuff. Okay I had to look at a dog sweater, Lucy is still pretty little and really doesn't have too much hair so when its cold outside she actually shivers when she goes out sometimes. At Petsmart there is about 25% of a row with "dog clothes" on it. All kinds of goofy crap shirts and stuff but there are also the sweaters which actually serve a purpose. Oh and that part of the aisle is 100% looked at by chicks I have never ever ever ever seen a guy looking at dog clothes there. So last night I had to bite the bullet for the dog and look at the sweaters. I'm in the aisle trying to look like I'm not really looking at them and you can probably guess what happened. This incredibly hot chick comes down the aisle and there's big stupid me standing there looking at the dog sweaters. I felt like a complete idiot and wanted to stop and tell her that I was really looking for something to keep the dog warm and that I wasn't looking for a dog outfit to compliment my own. Nothing is more emasculating then looking at dog clothes.
Things are the same on the lady front, send me your candidates!
posted by Kev at
9:18 AM
1 Comments:
I do agree this experiance is tough!
It reminds of the feeling i get when i make my way to the porn section at Tower. Slowly moving closer, pretending to have interest in the endcap of Bredan Fraser box sets!
Well played!
peace~
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