Random Ramblings

Friday, October 01, 2004

Ahh the world is my oyster....

I was getting gas this morning at the local Thornton’s and they had a large sticker on the pump. The sticker proclaimed “Thornton’s aims to have the quickest pump flow in town.” I thought to myself, "Hmm interesting its good to have goals." Then it hit me I’ve go the world to conquer I can’t spend an extra 15 to 20 seconds every time I get gas waiting for it to fill up. I'm off to rule the world while you are waiting for those last drop of precious petrol to enter your tank. Ha Ha!! Slow pumps are for you fools that are filling up at BP, Citgo, Shell and other stations...I'm filling up at the fastest pumps in town, SUCKERS!!


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