Random email I sent today that I laughed too much at

If you ever go to the Grand Canyon remember to befriend an Indian kid and then you can sneak him hot dogs and baked beans in a flashlight. If I was that Indian kid I'd be like, "Honestly dude I'm not eating no damn baked beans out of a flashlight. Hot dogs? Sure. Baked beans? No. Your Indian name is "Thought Was My Friend But Really A Douche." Baked beans in a flashlight…what a dick."

This was obviously in reference to the Brady Bunch Grand Canyon vacation episode. I think if this did happen it would have made the episode more enjoyable.