Random Ramblings

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Coming soon

The Ramblings will be going multimedia. Yes you read that correctly.

Last night...

Nate and I were going into the Target and I saw a open

in the trash can in front of the store. It amused me by the oddness of seeing that where I did. I'm guessing that 99.9999999998% of all these boxes are thrown away in bathrooms across the country except for this lucky little guy. It was sort of like seeing a white buffalo I guess.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Love is grand isn't it?

A little background here, "Mandy" and "Jake" were together for like 5 years they bought a place together and then earlier this year things went south. They bought a place together and then recently Jake put together something together to buy Mandy out of her stake in the place. Mandy recently moved and this email exchange took place right after Mandy moved out. You may wonder why am I putting this on here? Just read towards the end and you will see why, I did it for you the loyal readers could also enjoy the email blasting that Jake took from Mandy. Mitch is a mutual friend of Jake and Mandy.

Mandy: Where would you like to meet tonight?

Jake: Wherever you would like.

Mandy: What time you getting off work? I'm super tired and not feeling well so I don't want to make a big deal about it.

Jake: Should be getting out of work around 5.

Mandy: Wait, can't I give the keys to Mitch and he can bring me the check tomorrow? That is if you are going to the house tonight.

Jake: Sure, that will work. I am going to the house tonight. Can you also give him the garage door opener when you give him the keys?

Mandy: Nope, lost it in the car somewhere. When I find it, I'll hand it over. Cool?

Jake: Not really, but I don’t have much choice in the matter, do I? How do you lose it in the car? Nevermind… just give it to him when you find it.

Mandy: It's cute how you are trying to relay to me that you're upset though email. Remember when I had to pack up my whole fucking life because you wanted to be a whore and fuck other women because you didn't, if ever love me? Well the garage door opener got lost in the shuffle of packing up an entire house full of life and memories of five long years if you can imagine that. So you think I'm going to drop in and visit you with my fancy garage door opener? Think again, I want nothing to do with you or your vast array of sluts that you are going to bring into that house. I just want to get my shit out of the garage this weekend and start to live a life that has little if anything to do with you.

Like you have any reason to be upset or not trust me. You're an asshole.

Jake: Like I said, give it to Mitch when you find it.

Mandy: Very good.

Have a great afternoon and let me know when would be a good time for me to stop by this weekend. I'm thinking on Sunday, weather permitting. ;)

Jake: Just send me a text when you know what time you want to come by.

Jake, you got served.

Monday, November 05, 2007

5 days in.

Well 5 days into Movember and its starting to bother me a little bit. The 'stache is still blonde but I'm sure by the end of the week it will appear to be darker.

If you're reading this go here, read the details, my number is 135635 beacuse you, or someone you know has a prostate.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bad 'staches for all

Hi All,
During Movember (the month formerly known as November) I'll be growing a Mo (slang for moustache). That's right - I'm bringing the Mo back because I'm passionate about men's health and the fight against prostate cancer. Why...
Prostate cancer is the most common non-skin cancer in America.
In 2007, more than 218,000 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer and more than 27,000 American men will die from the disease.
To sponsor my Mo (moustache) and fight against prostate cancer please go to http://www.movember.com/us/donate/?action=sponsorlink&rego=135635, enter my registration number which is 135635 and your credit card details. Or you can sponsor me by check made payable to the "Prostate Cancer Foundation" clearly marking the donation as being for my registration number: 135635. Please mail checks to: Prostate Cancer Foundation, Attn: Movember, 1250 Fourth St, Santa Monica, CA 90401.
All donations are made directly to the Prostate Cancer Foundation which will use the funds for high-impact research to find better treatments and a cure for prostate cancer. The Prostate Cancer Foundation is a 501(c)(3) organization. All donations are tax-deductible to the full extent permitted by law.
Movember culminates at the end of the month at the Gala Partés. These glamorous and groomed events will see Tom Selleck and Borat look-a-likes battle it out for their chance to take home the prestigious Man of Movember title. If you would like to be part of this great night you'll need to purchase a Gala Parté ticket .

Okay this isn't a joke I'm really doing this. If you throw some sponsor money towards the cause I'll even set you up with a weekly update of how bad (I have a feeling my isn't going to look good) the 'stache looks week to week. From previous facial hair attempts I can tell you that it will probably look pretty bad, but hey its for charity so who cares?

Thanks for your support
More info is available at http://www.movember.com/.

I've already gotten a sponsor so there's no backing out now. I shaved this morning so as of this writing I have a fine grit sandpaper 'stache.