Hey now....

This weekend I may possibly delve more into the Whopper family. I have also decided to get all this stupid stuff I write into some sort of book form so I don't loose it. I have some stuff pretty far back but not from the very earliest Ramblings though.

Going to see Cards/Brewers in Milwaukee tonight.

I apologize

I can't further look into the Whopper family today. I couldn't stomach BK at all this weekend. Maybe next weekend I can bust this deal wide open.

Back to the Whopper family

This interesting question came in:

No the real question is how did the chicken thing get in the door but the dad can't?

I believe the Spicy Chicken can get in the door because he is off the $1 menu therefore smaller than the Whopper dad.

Give me the weekend and I will have a full report on this early next week. Trust me it will be worth the wait. More questions and theories after a weekend of research.

Quick question

On the new Burger King commercials for the spicy chicken sandwich with the, what I like to call the Whopper family, I have one question and you should too.

When the Whopper dad comes home and the Whopper kid is having a party and the dad asks where the WK friend is he surmizes he's upstairs with his daughter. Then they show the Whopper dad trying to get in the girls room while the Spicy Chicken Sandwich kid is about to have his way with his daughter. Here's my question how stupid is Whopper dad that he built of bought a house where he can't fit his massive body through the bedroom door? Where does Whopper dad sleep? He can get through the front door....apparently the stairway is wide enough....but the doors aren't? Whopper dad deserves to have to watch Spicy Chicken Sandwich kid have his way with his daughter for being so stupid. These are the things that I wonder about. There's no need for you to really.

Breaking news foot update

The left foot is marginally better at this time. The swelling has gone down by 50% at least. The bruising is quickly subsiding.

Today I'd like to officially announce

that I am stepping off the Tony Stewart fan wagon at the end of the season. The reason:

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=2&id=3005383

That is all good day.

I have to mention this because I notice these things

On the 5:00pm newscast last night Anna was wearing the same orange shirt (not the orange and white one I referred to before) for the second time in less then like 3 weeks. I notice these things because I care Anna really. I'd like to take you and Ginger Zee out for a nice dinner. We could discuss out mutual love for the color orange.

In other news my ankle is completely screwed up. I sprained it playing softball last Thursday really bad. This is really a hard time in my life because at this time I'm going to have to announce my retirement from my lucrative left ankle modeling career. Its been a great run and I've literally made millions and my left ankle has been part of some of the greatest advertising campaigns ever but it appears as I may have to call it a career. Please be strong with this decision as it was a difficult one for me. Who knows in the future I may make it back in to the cut throat left ankle modeling game.

I went to the acute care place it was so bad, haven't gotten the bill yet but I bet it will be around $1200. I think it will be at least two more weeks before I can play softball again. My ankle area is now basically a bruise from about two inches on top of my ankle to the bottom of my foot.