Random Ramblings

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Reese I'll be right here waiting for you...

From The Enquirer:
CHEATING SCANDAL BEHIND REESE'S MARRIAGE BREAKUPDid Reese Witherspoon dump her husband because he fell in love with his beautiful co-star?The ENQUIRER has uncovered a shocking scandal behind the breakup and learned exclusively that Reese ended her marriage after she found secret messages that husband Ryan Phillippe sent to another woman on his BlackBerry, say sources.The ENQUIRER has also learned that Ryan became EXTREMELY close to Abbie Cornish, his beautiful Australian co-star on a recently filmed movie with the working title "Stop Loss."In fact, after the last day of filming in Austin, Texas, Ryan and Abbie had a cozy dinner alone at Kenichi, an Asian restaurant."They came into the restaurant a month ago, both casually dressed in warm-up outfits," an eyewitness told The ENQUIRER. "They asked for the restaurant staff to pull curtains around their table, so no one could see them." But, according to one unconfirmed posting on an internet blog, a diner could see around the partition and claimed to watch them making out."We sat two tables away from Phillippe and an extremely attractive blonde (not Reese)," a blogger wrote on a Web site called "Pink is the new Blog." "The couple had a partition placed around their table soon after they arrived, but we could still see their legs intertwined under the table."As we left, we could see them clearly making out behind the partition" said the blogger.Reese, 30, and Ryan, 32, have admitted to attending marriage counseling. Sources now tell The ENQUIRER that when Reese found apparent email proof of Ryan cheating it finally convinced her to end the troubled relationship."Reese is heartbroken," a source told The ENQUIRER. Reese discovered Ryan's messages when she accompanied him to New York for the premiere of his movie "Flags of Our Fathers" on Oct. 16.At the premiere the couple smiled and posed for photos together, "but when they got back to the hotel, Reese found Ryan's BlackBerry, which he'd carelessly left in the bathroom — and she read it," said the source."Ryan was caught red-handed. All he could say was he didn't mean what he'd written to the other woman."Ryan went to Morocco to finish filming "Stop Loss" and hoped Reese would cool off while he was gone.But when he got home to their Brentwood, CA., mansion in late October, he was no longer welcome. The marriage was over and Reese kicked him out.Before announcing the split, Reese contacted Los Angeles celebrity divorce attorney Robert Kaufman, who has represented Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Marie Presley. Ryan and Reese — who's now Hollywood's highest paid actress after finalizing a $29-million deal for her next film — will now have to determine custody of their two children, 7-year-old Ava and Deacon, 3.Published on: 10/31/2006

Poor Reese, seriously give me a call. I'll take you out for a nice seafood dinner.* Looking at photos of the chick he was allegedly cheating with and she isn't as lovely as Reese. Just to make her feel a little better in this hard time take a look at the Top 14 list again and look who's still #1:
14. Victoria
13. Anna Davlantes
12. Vanessa Marcil
11. Molly Sims
10. Jamie Pressly
9. Jennie Finch
8. Jennifer Aniston
7. Veronica Varekova
6. Kate Hudson
5. Marisa Miller
4. Jenny McCarthy
3. Rachel Hunter
2. Charlize Theron
1a. Rachel McAdams
1. Reese Witherspoon

*bonus points if you can name the movie that reference comes from.

I can't say that I'm not happy....

From our friends at Yahoo:

Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe split
Mon Oct 30, 4:24 PM ET
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe, who started the year on an Oscar-winning high, are ending it on a low note: The couple have separated.
"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate," publicist Nanci Ryder said in a statement issued Monday on behalf of the couple.
"They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time," the brief statement concluded. Ryder said she could not elaborate on the split.
Witherspoon, 30, and Phillippe, 32, have two children, 7-year-old Ava and 3-year-old Deacon. The couple, who co-starred in the 1999 movie "Cruel Intentions," married that year.
In March, Witherspoon won a best-actress Academy Award for her role as June Carter Cash in 2005's "Walk the Line." Phillippe co-starred in the best-picture winner, "Crash," and is starring in Clint Eastwood's latest film, the World War II drama "Flags of Our Fathers."

Okay I have to admit when I saw the photos of these two at the premiere for Flags of OUr Fathers like two weeks ago I told a girl here at work "she's not happy". Here's the photo that I called her unhappiness on:

Now look two weeks later and look what happens. Reese, sweetie, if you need a shoulder to cry on during this difficult time please feel free to get into contact with me. I'm sure v2 and your children would get along okay. Call me Reese, I'd treat you like a queen.

Friday, October 20, 2006


We may have another company added to the bad list that you don't want to be on. I'm going to see how bad I'm pissed about this on Monday and make a decision then.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Well its been a while.....

Yes it has been a while I haven’t really written much (or anything?) since soccer season started. Well it’s almost over and the team has improved over the season and hopefully that will continue as we have two more games left.
The real reason I’m writing this is really in regards to a perception that someone had about me at work, a perception so far off base and wrong it made me want to go home and take a shower. Here’s the story quick and simple, names have been changed to old ladies names. There was this lady at work (Arlene) that I’ve sort of been interested I for a little while and I had someone do some recon (Myrtle). Arlene asked Myrtle if she was trying to set her up with me. Myrtle played it off like she wasn’t then the Arlene says something about Myrtle trying to set me up with other chicks here. Okay it happened once and well we know how well that went.
But the name of the chick that Arlene had thought she was trying to set me up with was the worst part. The name of the chick that Arlene thought that Myrtle was trying to set me up with was the biggest whore in the entire office. In a billion years I would have never ever even went close to this chick that Arlene had thought that Myrtle was trying to set me up with. The chick that Arlene has in her mind is the same chick that, get ready this is pretty good, was sleeping with her supervisor for who knows how long. As a topper the supervisor was married and had two kids, possibly three kids.

I’m amazed that someone would actually think that I would even be interested in the least bit in some home wrecker. Ah what can you do? For the record though I do not and will not date home wreckers. Stay classy.

Getting a puppy on Sunday. Keep your suck holes shut though V2 doesn't know anything about it, an early Christmas gift.