Random Ramblings

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Howdy folks

What have I been up to lately? Well alot of the usual stuff as you know my life is not exactly the life of James Bond. I guess to start off last weekend we headed down to Indy for a graduation party for two of my cousins, one got her teacher degree and the other got her law degree. Pretty cool huh? The traffic down there wasn't as bad as we had expected and that's a good thing.

I've been riding The Beast pretty regularly and its always a good time. I also added the Dark Knight sticker to the back of the helmet. Yes I know that people think that I actually am Batman and of course I can't lie to them, yes I am Batman. I may even be better then Batman becuase I do make dreams come true, just ask v2.

AsI always say that honesty is the best policy, thanks Slick, so I've recently dived into:
1) a alligator infested river
2) a kidde pool filled with that jelly like substance found on Spam
3) the online dating scene

Yep you guessed it #3 and its actually not all that different from my regular dating life. I find it just as hard to talk to chicks online as I do in person. The biggest problem I have with the whole dating thing is that I have no, as the kids call it today, "game". I can BS with the best of them just talking about whatever when I'm hanging out. Talking when it comes to chicks I'm I got nothing. If you want to talk about stupid crap for hours but when it comes to talking to......*insert sultry voice here* the ladies I really have nothing. I'm a bad first date guy because it takes me about two times until I'm somewhat comfortable with things and the real dude comes out. If I could BS better I'd be a better first date guy but I just don't have a big BS gene in me. Surprisingly even though I stink at first dates I've only done a one and done date twice in my lifetime.
So the big issue with the whole online deal is if I can't talk to chicks in like real life what makes me think I could woo them through an email? Its call delusions of grandeur kids, that's what its called.
One last observation....98% of the profiles are exactly the same, if you get chance check it out. Apparently all women are easy going, are comfortable in either a little black dress or sitting on the couch in sweatpants, love to go to Cubs games, love to travel, like sushi, like to laugh, and is looking for smoeone who is smart. Another issue with the whole thing is I know that my stupid profile is terrible. Even though I do a shitload of writing its stupid comedy type stuff and not about me. Its like I need a creative writing teacher to punch up my profile. Its pretty much based in truth but could use a little help. Any takers? Seriously I can send it to you if you think you can help a brotha out.

Monday, May 19, 2008

I usually don't do this but give them the remix...

A little shout out to R Kelly there.
Well here’s my weekend in a nutshell

Saturday morning-v2 soccer game
Saturday evening-Fire game w/ v2 got rained on for about ¾ of the game. The big stud on the Fire is the guy named Cuauhtemoc Blanco, or as in soccer circles just as Blanco. Its kind of funny because in South American soccer they give a lot of the guys nicknames based on their last name. There was a soccer name generator and mine would be DeBito. Found it here it is: http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml
Anyway back to the Fire game, so Blanco is the main striker for the Fire and he’s te type of player if he played for any other team but yours he would be a dick. Since he’s on your team you love the guy. The guy is out there showing up the refs, bitching about bad calls, all soccer guys do it but he has a certain flair when doing it. People were actually laughing in the stands at him giving hell to the refs.


It’s just really entertaining to watch the guy play. Check out the Fire on Channel 50 and you can see Blanco in action. He’s got a little hot dog in him of course here’s his goal celebration:

So we got rained on and the Fire lost. We’ll make another trip down there because it’s a pretty good place to see a soccer game didn’t seem like there was a bad seat in the joint.

Sunday-We went to do this thing through church packing these scientifically designed meals to send to kids in Zimbabwe. There were about 50 or so people there and in the two hours we were there we packed enough food to feed 78 kids in Zimbabwe……FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. Check this site out: http://www.fmsc.org/ they are trying to put a warehouse around Rolling Meadows later this year.
Then Sunday night I rode the Beast up to the post office and came back to watch the ACM awards. My unrequited crush on Carrie Underwood is still in effect. Call me Carrie you know you want to. Okay that’s about all. Heading down to Indy for the weekend so be good to each other.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

What's up kids?

Happy Day to all the moms out there.

This past Friday I was going to go to Nielsen's Enterprises in Lake Villa to check out what scooters they had in stock. I've been thinking about getting one for a while now and went ahead and got on on Friday night. I can just screw around riding it around town pretty safely at the speed it can go to. Plus Brian and my buddy Jason have them so I figured what the hell. I haven't brought it home yet since it is getting some updates to give it a little more juice. I should have it by later this week. I ended up getting a Yamaha Zuma which is right here:

We're going to be starting our on gang pretty soon so if you hear about a renegade scooter gang you know who they are talking about. We'll I guess that's all for now folks and for the Indiana contingent reading this we'll see you in a couple weeks. I gotta start writing more on this thing because I think of this good stuff during the day and then never get around to writing it down anywhere. I will be posting about some upcoming shenanigans that will be starting once I get something looked over by a friend of mine. Of course it will all make it here eventually because when it come to my life I have no shame no matter how goofy my life is.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

For discussion

The new look of Clay Aiken makes him look like Samantha from Sex and the City. The only difference is that Clay had probably taken more.....oh never mind its too easy.

Monday, May 05, 2008

How ya been?

Well its been a while since I’ve done an update here so I guess here it goes. Not much has been going on really. I was sick as a dog for about two weeks and finally got over that a little while back. Still waiting to hear about the “other stuff” which some folks know about, it just seems to move really slow but I had that knowledge before going into the whole thing.

This weekend I had v2 and we went to his soccer game, they ended up tying and the weather was not that great. Hopefully this will be the last week that the weather is bad for soccer. I also got some concert tickets for a show v2 wanted to go to. He thought his mom was going to take him but she jobbed him out and didn’t get him a ticket. I make dreams come true so I got him tickets for it. We also got Bears tickets for preseason game for someone I know who has season tickets. Plus there’s another pretty big thing coming up that v2 doesn’t know about that will make him shit a brick. Making dreams come true is my job.

This weekend we went to go see Iron Man. Pretty solid flick, good to see they are putting real actors in these parts so they can pull the stuff off. Iron Man is still my second favorite comic book flick ever, Batman Begins is still my top pick, can’t wait until the next one comes out in July. I got a free movie ticket when I went to Iron Man so I went to go see Forgetting Sarah Marshall after I dropped Nate off. It was alright nothing special though really. I would mildly endorse it. That’s about all from the weekend now onto the shill portion.

From an email I sent out yesterday:

Good Day,
Its Kevin here and as part of our new Father's Day tradition on June 15, 2008 Nate and myself will participate in the Loop the Loop for Kids 5K Run/Walk to raise money for the patients and families at Children's Memorial Hospital. Children's Memorial is one of the leading pediatric healthcare institutions serving over 100,000 patients annually. With 1,100 pediatric specialists, Children's Memorial offers a depth of expertise that is unavailable anywhere else in the region. Last year, CMH served 113,352 children and performed 15,726 surgical procedures and is the leading hospital in the area specializing in treating children. If you could sponsor Nate and myself it would be greatly appreciated and all the money goes directly to Children's Memorial Hospital.

To sponsor me online the link to my page can be found at:

Kevin & Nate DeBolt

Special offer for blog readers only. If you are the first (or only) person to donate at least $50 we will let you pick the name of our team (Nate and myself) from a list of 4 possible team names. Let me know when you make the donation and I will send you a list of the 4 names to pick from.

CMH is really good at getting tax documents out to you once you make a donation too.

Couple of quick shots:
GTA4 is pretty fun, haven’t gotten that deep into it yet.
Kyle Busch is a tool.