For those who have seen the movie Anchorman for some reason the movie and the song Copcabana crossed paths and thus spawned this song:
His name was Ron, he was a newsman
With Aquanet in is hair and trimming his nose hair
He would lift weight and eat ca ca
Ron always was a star til a broad came from afar
Across the newsroom they worked, she called him a jerk
They were young and had each other
Who could ask for more?
In the San D San Diego
The classiest spot north of Tijuana
At the San D San Diego
News and high fashion were their passion
In the San D…they fell in love
His name was Champ, he wore a hat now
He sat there in his chair missed Ron's scent being in the air
And while they're eating Champ told him
But Champ went a big too far, Brian told him to stay afar
And then Ron dropped the F-bomb and his career is through
Then there were pandas no Vicki
Who would read the news?
Sad really I know.